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Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
(via payme-nomind)
apparently prince william and kate are meant to be having a boy
if they don’t name their son Arthur there is something seriously wrong with the world
there’s usually precedent in names of those in line for the throne and i think Arthur is actually one that people are saying it might be
WHEN ALBION’S NEED IS GREATEST. ARTHUR SHALL RETURN
CLEARLY THIS IS WHY MERLIN ENDED
(via bobeestinger)
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past you was a bitch
(via heyfunniest)
I like saying ily because it’s like saying i love you without the commitment
(via detective-ass-butt)
I love how you could literally type Beafihdjhsic Casdkjlkjdfaich and people would know who you’re talking about.
(via rebekahjenkins)
It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
(via i-will-die-laughing)
